There’s always that one girl with a nasty fishy flavored vagina that ruins the whole eating out experience for a guy. They’ll never try eating out again.
Next time a guy says “Sorry I don’t eat out cuz this one time….”
I’m getting up and leaving saying “I take back that blowjob BITCH”
Hahahahahaha.
Jk… but I would def be thinking about it. I just like getting licked too much.
I’m so worried about that guy I’m falling for.. today he has court because he supposedly accidentally flooded an apartment (long story)… I was looking up the penalties and he could possibly get one to ten years in prison. I want to fucking cry. If he’s found guilty, my heart will be broken worse than ever.
We hooked up tonight. Finally. :) SO happy!
I think I’m falling for him. But I can’t tell if he’s into it.
Go die.
So there’s this girl in my class a little older than me who has a kid. And all I want to know is who wanted to fuck her?
I LOVE my life!! Crazy shitt.
ahh yeah baby. Fuck. Right there. Ooo yeah. Omg. I want it so bad ohh yesss AhhHHh.
God I miss him.
I peed on his kitchen floor and spent two hours in front of the toilet. FML. He still wants to hang out with me though. I’m a lucky girl.
I keep thinking “I’m never going to be good enough” and I woke up in the middle of the night and haven’t stopped crying. I need to stop thinking negative thoughts. Fuck them. I am good enough. I’m better than good enough. I’m above the negativity. Let people hold their grudges and spew their hate. I am better than that.
