There’s always that one girl with a nasty fishy flavored vagina that ruins the whole eating out experience for a guy. They’ll never try eating out again.

Next time a guy says “Sorry I don’t eat out cuz this one time….”

I’m getting up and leaving saying “I take back that blowjob BITCH”

Hahahahahaha.

Jk… but I would def be thinking about it. I just like getting licked too much.

You can’t play a player.

Dear Haters,

Go die.

So there’s this girl in my class a little older than me who has a kid. And all I want to know is who wanted to fuck her?

Sometimes I feel like a heartbreaking bitch.